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About Us

Welcome to Bahama Mama's – the hottest spot in town for great drinks, delicious food, and non-stop entertainment! Enjoy stunning dancers, live DJ sets, and a fun, lively atmosphere that keeps the party going all night. Whether you're here to dance, grab a bite, or just relax with friends, Bahama Mama's is the place to be. Come for the vibes, stay for the experience!.

Services
  • Entry Fee
    Security takes this payment at the front door.
    $6,000
  • Normal Lap Dance
    A personal dance on one of the 3 central poles.
    $10,000
  • VIP Pole
    Dance is done on the pole in the far corner — perfect for groups who want a private party with friends.
    Bottle service will be provided by one of our lovely Roaming Bartenders or Dancers.
    $80,000
  • VIP Dance
    A one-on-one experience in a secluded booth.
    Comes with a complimentary drink from our top shelf!
    $60,000
  • Jacuzzi Dancer
    A seductive performance right inside one of the Jacuzzis.
    $40,000
  • Mama Special
    All the girls in the back room, with Mama running the show.
    You also get to choose 3 top-shelf custom alcohols for free!
    $500,000
  • Bahama Mayhem
    A surprise dance delivered anywhere in Los Santos — Bahama Mayhem Carnage!
    Orders must be made via Bahama Melons or Mama Melons.
    $100,000
Private Events
  • Heels on Wheels
    Maximum Booking Time: 30 min. $20,000 for every 15 min over time and $200,000 per additional dancer.
    Private event — we bring the party to you! Either at your place with music and dancers, or in our luxury limo around the city.
    $500,000
  • Bahama Mama Exclusive Private Event Booking
    Maximum Booking Time: 3 hours. $50,000 for every 15 min over.
    Invitation-only private event. Free drinks, top DJs, and full-service hosting for an unforgettable night.
    $1,500,000

Items

Bahama Mama Shot

$3,000

Bobby's Bru

$2,500

Diamond D's On the Rocks

$2,500

Mollie Melon Margarita

$3,000

Mystery Shot

$2,500

Shaken Not Stirred

$5,000

Bloody Mary

$1,500

Margarita

$1,500

Old Fashioned

$1,500

Screw Driver

$1,500

Shot of Baileys

$1,000

Shot of Orange

$1,000

Shot of Tequila

$1,000

Shot of Vodka

$1,000

Shot of Whiskey

$1,000

Vodka Energy

$1,500

Whiskey

$1,500

White Russian

$1,500

Mollies Mackerel's Fish Platter

$250

Mouthful of Cob

$250

Tyrone's Long Meat in a Bun

$250

Our Staff

Diamond Dee
Bahama Melons
Mama Melons
Dixii Normous
Benny Bob
Big Nath
Coco Butter
Eva Klein
Paul Clifton
Tyrone Wills
Burt Bender
Chris Peecock
Lucas Roy
Miles Cash
Nero Valentine
Rock Anderson
Roofie Ralph
Sam Winchest
Poppa Pill
Angel Sparkle
Becky Boo
Candy Melons
Charlie Antello
Ellis Quinn
Evie Adams
Grace Wilson
Juancarlo Garcia
Kida Tarran
Lara Croftt
Miguelito Frizeru
Red Elishous
Twilight Sparkles
Bethantonia Wigglesonrenee
Janelle Ali
Walter Bunny

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Small Print
† Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.

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